Brian Michael Crosby is an American politician from the Democratic Party and is a member of the Maryland House of Delegates representing District 29B.
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A compressed audio optical disc, MP3 CD, or MP3 CD-ROM or MP3 DVD is an optical disc that contains digital audio in the MP3 file format. Discs are written in the \"Yellow Book\" standard data format, as opposed to the Red Book standard audio format.
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Newark Town Football Club is a football club from Newark on Trent. They are currently members of the United Counties League Premier Division North.
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